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1 cream Cropped Longsleeve black NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_cream
1.66m/5'5.5'' size S
2 cream Cropped Longsleeve black NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_cream
1 navy Cropped Longsleeve white NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_navy
1.68m/5'6'' size S
2 navy Cropped Longsleeve white NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_navy
1 grey Cropped Longsleeve red NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_grey
1.70m/5'7'' size S
2 grey Cropped Longsleeve red NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_grey
1 black Cropped Longsleeve white NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_black
1.78m/5'9.5'' size M
2 black Cropped Longsleeve white NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_black
1 white Cropped Longsleeve black NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_white
1.61m/5'3.5'' size XS
2 white Cropped Longsleeve black NO I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG #color_white

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"NO, I'M NOT SMILING AT YOU I'M SMILING AT YOUR DOG" Cropped Longsleeve

  • 52% of softest Combed Ringspun Cotton, 48% polyester (for elasticity)Scientifically proven to improve your complaining performances by 3x
  • Stretch Fit. Pre-shrunk. Cropped cut – definitely shorter than your patience

Machine wash 30°. Do not bleach. Iron low. Do not tumble dry.

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FREE Worldwide Shipping! (over 150€)
30 Day Returns! (see Refund Policy)
Original Italian Quality!
Over 23k Happy Customers!